Total Medals Earned: 10 (From 2 different games.) Total Medal Score: 175 Points
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 3/7 (75/260 points)
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Well aren't you a fucking hero?!